Season 5 Episode 42 – Krispy Kreme Drippings

Fanfics read:
Two Hearts Are Better Than One (by Etch Feather)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Sony, Simjan

Join us once more for some o’ that there homoerotic lizardman koopa-thingy story “Two Hearts are Better than One” by Etch Feather. Many riveting emotional topics were discussed – including expensive anime figurines, pastries, fractured and angled genitalia, and whether brojobs are hobbies or not!

Season 5 Episode 41 – High Cumlonic

Fanfics read:
Two Hearts Are Better Than One (by Etch Feather)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Sammy

In this episode we’re reading a story about gay lizardmen who are brothers. There must be something in the water that’s turning them that way, if conspiracy theories are to be believed! It’s like our show has been invaded by Alex Jones and his Infowarez, or whatever it’s called. Yup, we’re still reading “Two Hearts are Better than One” by Etch Feather.

GAY LIZARDMEN SIBLINGS. WAKE UP, AMERIKA.

Season 5 Episode 40 – Why is Mary-Jane the Crypt Keeper?

Fanfics read:
Chronicles of Spider-Man (by JohnSmith)
Two Hearts Are Better Than One (by Etch Feather)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Danyo, Sara

We resume reading “Chronicles of Spider-Man” by JohnSmith and boy does it get awkward. Mostly because of a dude named Craig. Because Craig is not really a sexy name at all. Also Craig does drugs and it all gets really weird and awkward… and still… definitely not a sexy name. We progress from there into uncharted caverns, mostly trying to define concave dimensions on a human being’s body. We also ruined the Crypt Keeper. After at long last wrapping the Spider-Person debauchery, we start “Two Hearts are Better than One” by Etch Feather. Enjoy!

Or don’t… Because it’s awful!

Season 5 Episode 39 – Do Not Post The Mister Mustache Picture

Fanfics read:
Chronicles of Spider-Man (by JohnSmith)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val

Excelsior, true believers!

Surely the spectacular Spider-Man has sensational sexcapades – but not when he’s on the clock! That’s irresponsible! And you know how Spidey is about responsibility… In “Chronicles of Spider-Man” by JohnSmith, Spider-Man, goes on a vacation retreat with other characters where obvious sexual shenanigans are going to occur. Stuff gets gross, but that’s okay! These are superheros, people – they need to blow off steam and when you deal with the kinds of things they deal with you’d be into some rank stuff, too.

Season 5 Episode 38 – Schtee-Dong

Fanfics read:
Doug Got Abducted (by ComicsNix)
Batman In the Bowels of Hell (by ComicsNix)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val

We go on a Comicsnix-athon (that’s what you call a marathon reading of stories by fanfic author, Comicsnix, of course) – beginning with “Doug Got Abducted“. Then we stopped Doug Got Abducted. It was so bad we had to quit. But then it was on to “Batman in the Bowels of Hell“, which aged like a fine wine.