Fanfics read:
Rated F A Phineas and Ferb Sex Comedy (by GeorgeGlass)
Sweat (by Commander)

Readers: Stevo, David, Roy, Val, Spencer, Steve, Evan, Sir Splee
Referee: Val

Every season of Friday Night Fanfiction, we close out by reading and epic longfic over the course of multiple episodes. It’s a profound test of fortitude. This is the calm before the storm: the last shortfic session. Before we dive into our longfic abyss with Harry Potter and Fate/stay night, we have this. THIS. This….actually, pretty awesomely written Phineas and Ferb fanfic by GeorgeGlass called “Rated F: A Phineas and Ferb Sex Comedy“.

It’s hilarious as long as you forget how freaking underage these characters are. (Though the story certainly tried to remind you every so often.) Join us for a tag-team guest line-up of readers. And since we had a few extra minutes, we indulged in some nostalgiacide by reading a Darkwing Duck fanfic by Commander called “Sweat” which explores creative applications for Liquidator’s water powers on Drake Mallard’s ward, Gosalyn.

Fanfics read:
Forbidden Nature (by lia200304)
Metal Fixation (by CamiSoul)
Spider-man vs Santa Claus (by ComicsNix)
NerdyShow Forum Spam

Fanfics read:
Brotherly Love (by jj1a)
On Bio-Mass (by Twitchystitch)
Sex in the City (by Hairy Gregory)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Brad, Kyle, Tony
Referee: Val

The FNF crew are joined by Kyle (HeroMax), Brad, and Tony for a romping cartoon free-for-all, smashing your childhood and adulthood animated loves with sardonic sexual encounters! We start with “On Bio-Mass” an Adventure Time ficapalooza by Twitchystitch where Princess Bubblegum devours Finn in the most sensual way possible. Sexy servings of pseudoscience! We follow this up with “Sex in the City” by Hairy Gregory, a Powerpuff Girls fic not nearly as bad as Comicsnix’s “Naked Heart: In Soul of the Sun“. Trust us when we say the story’s ending joke is worth trudging through the moistness dealt by Blossom’s bereaved buttcrack. Finally, we tear up the Thundercats with some sibling seduction in jj1a’s “Brotherly Love“. It’s a lot better than watching middle school elective wrestling, and about as erotic.

Keep an eye on our facebook page for the mentioned mspaintporn once we have a chance to censor it for the eyes of the world. It’s too horrible in its native state… like dark matter… or taco bell.

Fanfics read:
Fevered Lust (by TurtleNinja)
Dearest Daddy (by Tafyapyap)
Sexy Bathtime (by Tafyapyap)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Arkais, Steve, SageZero
Referee: Val

It’s POKÉMON NIGHT! We pay tribute to the franchise that’s provided Nintendo more money than all religions combined. It’s also a franchise that’s scarred us deeply in the past, and not from belligerently filling up My Pokémon Ranchwith Pidgeys to get that legal Mew. No, in the time before Friday Night Fanfiction we succumbed to the torture Megadeth425’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures“. Now, like a vet returning to ‘Nam, we return to the world of Pokémon to exorcise those demons.

Joining us are Arkais, SageZero, and Steve VS. We start with TurtleNinja’s “Fevered Lust“, a nice, down-home gym leader yaoi fic with Brojobs. Then, we get wet with Tafyapyap’s “Sexy Bathtime“. (Reading in vaguely European accents helps a lot!) Finally, we go beyond the beyond with another Tafyapyap tale: “Dearest Daddy“, which… Well, it’s definitely not a good Father’s Day gift.

Fanfics read:
Fevered Lust (by TurtleNinja)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Val, boR, Neofaust
Referee: Val

It’s a Nerdy Show Network crossover! We’re joined by the Derps from Derpy Show – boR and Neofaust come on to clear the air with decidedly lighter fare than our recent… ordeals.  Tonight we read a Samurai Jack fic by TurtleNinja called “Fevered Lust“, where our perverse banter inspired by the story endds up dirtier than the fic itself.  TurtleNinja gives us a sensual, honorable love story involving Tomoe and a virginal Samurai Jack.  He’s fighting an Infection (always capitalized since its probably a proprietary CW or something), and poor Tomoe assists the only waya woman shoehorned into a plot by a mediocre writer can.

Also everyone should buy Patapon.  That game is good no matter what anyone else says.