Fanfics read:
A Bone to Pick (by XtremePlaga)
Big, Red and Angry (by The Mustard King)
Why Couldn’t I Just be Dissected (by WDCain)
Readers: Stevo, David, Roy, Trench, Tony, Sir Splee
Referee: Val
FNF is joined by venerable streaming duo Trench and Tony, along with Sir Splee to replace the invisible Logan for a three fanfic sexfest. First, one of the most genuinely off-putting Disney fanfics we’ve ever read (and this is coming the week after reading “Jasmine Cumslut“!). “A Bone to Pick” by XtremePlaga is… a Lilo and Stitch fanfic where experiment 628 gives Stitch Goro-Genetalia. It’s soft science at its worst!
Never fear – we follow that horror show up with WDCain’s genuinely hilarious “Why Couldn’t I Just Be Dissected?”, in which Danny Phantom’s mother finally catches the ghost-boy and plans on “experimenting” with him. And then we finish with the X-Men / Clifford the Big Red Dog fic you never knew you wanted, “Big, Red and Angry”by The Mustard King – featuring one of the funniest sex scenes to ever happen in the Marvel universe! Take it all the way down to brown town!