Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Nodachie, Sir Splee

Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Arkais, Moguta
Referee: Val

Succumb once again to the tortures of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures”. In this episode… its the same thing. The same damn song and dance we’ve been enduring for, like, two months. Has it been two months? We can’t remember the last time we’ve seen the sun rise.

This is like a more erotic version of Pitch Black, but without the action or Vin Diesel or Keith David. No, wait… in this episode the only eroticism we get is a mid-coitus evolution, and then more back story about the Tsundere Absol, and then a road trip maybe? Only the love and affection of our fans helps us limp along here, and for sharing that pain we are eternally grateful.

Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Mike, Mana
Referee: Val

In this chapter of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” the rumpus of Solaceon Daycare heats up as hints are seeded about a forthcoming sister-banging. For the time being, there’s more explicit love with pokermans as our main character gets the house to himself for the weekend, and has to make the awful choice of who/what/where/when to shtup his pocket monsters. More Funky Cold Medina is consumed, with a character perfectly expressing our disgust by saying “please stop calling it that.”

Yeah. No. Just no.

Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Epidehl, Ice Abyzz
Referee: Val

As if there wasn’t enough Pokémon sex going on in our prior readings of Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures“, the author now digs deeper into the main characters’ Poképhilia sexperiences just to ram home how commonplace pubescent pet plowing is in this “universe”. Join us as we trek back to multiple traumatic pasts, such as: a lady pounding a big fire chicken after getting caught self-loving on a snorlax pillow. Later on, our main character goes to get a footjob from a nurse. Yes, he still complains about how much of a burden his life is.

Wretch.

Fanfics read:
Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures (by Nidoran Duran)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Wolfboy, Tehmsu
Referee: Val

Happy Thanksgiving from our terrible family to your terrible family! While you all are bursting at the seems from leftovers and fretting about how badly you confronted Uncle Blake about his B.O. stank yesterday, we spent more time reading. Because of course that’s what we do.

We schlep onward in Niduranduran’s “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventures” or “Sexcellent Taintventures” if you’ve been following the “story”. In this episode: buildup to eventual wincest and… EMOLGA SEX!

Yeah, the protagonist has sex with an electric squirrel. There’s a reason we drink to forget.