Season 5 Episode 37 – I’m Not Being Mad, I’m Just Being Loud

Fanfics read:
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireMaster) 
Velma’s Big Dick (by Squall)

Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Val, Judi

WE DID IT! YAY! WE”RE DONE! “SONIC HIGH SCHOOL” by DarkDoomFireMaster is finished. Everything was resolved and there were zero open threads and it was totally satisfying and not at all just a relief to be finished. Okay… bold faced lies throughout the last sentence minus the fact that we finished.

But not only is that hot mess over, we’ve started another: “Velma’s Big Dick” by squall. It’s a classic that most of us almost entirely forgot. The fresh horror unearthed is just as bad as it was the first time.

Season 5 Episode 36 – Boob Food

Fanfics read:
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireMaster) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Val, Scout, Waffle

Behold: the on-going nightmare of “SONIC HIGH SCHOOL” by DarkDoomFireMaster. The plot dissolves into nothingness and vague recollections leaving us questioning the essentials: why are people giving other people their baby teeth, why are there fuel gauges on breasts, and… Knuckles Jr. ?Why?

Season 5 Episode 35 – You Need to Rub Some Poutine on Your Balls, Logan

Fanfics read:
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireMaster) 

Readers: David, Logan, Shawn, Lack of Sense, Wolfboy, ElkinFencer, Joe

With Stevo and Valerie out sick with the flu, the remaining three hosts and gaggle of guests run amok (not really), break several laws (not even close), and read some terrible fanfiction (there we go). We’re back to the world of “SONIC HIGH SCHOOL” by DarkDoomFireMaster where apparently there are now Trump supporters. As if everything else wasn’t already terrible about this story! Questionable familiar relations abound in this exciting installment!

Season 5 Episode 34 – I Fix Cars and Poop Angrily

Fanfics read:
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireMaster) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Mirri, Afrohawk

“SONIC HIGH SCHOOL” by DarkDoomFireMaster is making us question the basis of most organic processes, like birth and pooping. Alas, we soldier on into another romp back to high school times with our favorite blue blur. This story is so good, in fact, that it ruined two weeks worth of episodes after this with hardware issues! YAY SONIC!?

Season 5 Episode 33 – Now I Gotta Be Your Dad

Fanfics read:
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL (by DarkDoomFireMaster) 

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Tehmsu, Zak

We’re finally on the other side of the tunnel and back into the fun stuff. Well, mostly fun stuff. I guess it depends on your definition of fun.

In this episode we start reading “SONIC HIGH SCHOOL” by DarkDoomFireMaster. Not to spoil anything, but there’s a lot of drama that anyone who’s been through high school can most definitely, probably, potentially – okay probably actually can’t relate to.

Watch out for fast poops.?