Fanfics read:
THE WORST FUCKING UNDERTALE FANFICTION (by TerribleWriterWithTerribleStories)
Toaster Face (by eerosama)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, GraphicSloth, Mirri

Start your Friday off right with some breakfast. How about some toast? But… “by start “right” we mean start very, very wrong. This is Friday Night Fanfiction after all. In “Toaster Face” by Eerosama Lady Gaga gets fresh with a cooking toaster. Yeah. It was pretty awful.

Then we move on to indie game sensation, Undertale. It’s a first for us here on the show and in “THE WORST FUCKING UNDERTALE FANFICTION” by TerribleWriterWithTerribleStories we get quite the introduction. Join us on a quest for boning literally anyone or anything in the game… and it still didn’t happen. But a lot of walls were broken, particularly the 4th one.

BONE JOKES!

Fanfics read:
Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy (by Baranbrat)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Sony, Tia

It’s always the darkest before the dawn. We continue our sordid trek through “Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy” by Baranbrat – Presidents were impersonated, Die’s were Harded, Woo’s were woo’d, and many intricate discussions about internal bodily functions happened. The smiles hurt on top of the pain of reading… Even when we’re having fun it’s almost unbearable.

Fanfics read:
Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy (by Baranbrat)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Symphoenix, Scout

Sample forbidden and horrible delicacies and profusely inappropriate renditions of already cringe-worthy TV in Baranbrat’s “Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy“. This… this is gonna suck. And it did. There was LOTS of sucking involved, along with some of the funniest most terrible sexual writing we’ve read this season.

Lumps were identified, Tiduses were laughed, and panties were eaten.

Fanfics read:
Batman and Robocop The Day the Men Found Love (by ComicsNix)
Doomsday Womb (by ComicsNix)
The Great Dicks of Earth

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Epidehl, Wolfboy

We return to the works of beloved author, Mr. Comicsnix, and the pain, anguish, and laughter that all his writing bestows upon us. In this episode we tackle some old classics involving Batman, Robocop, Superman, and Inspector Gadget in two wonderful tales. First, “Batman and Robocop: The Day the Men found Love“, in which David’s chickens fight and we discuss how phone sex with Robocop would work. Not to be outdone, “Doomsday Womb” is one of the most epic stories we’ve ever read; involving Kryptonite cockrings and Large Hadron Colliders. To round it all off, Val reads a beautiful poem compiled by loyal fan, Kutsu Shita, entitle “The Great Dicks of Earth“. Many jokes were made, many technical issues overcome, and much too much alcohol was imbibed.

Fanfics read:
69 hues of Disney the ballad of Gaston and the Kid from Iron Giant (by FlippantTriggering)
Alex Mack meets Sabrina Spellman (by MAW)
Brushmelon

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Beth, Sam

Time to celebrate! We don’t have to read any more of that awful Saved by the Bell fanfiction! …Oh. Great, now we have to read fanfiction about Brushfire and his Melon friend. Yup. We’ve stooped this low, folks. If there were a bottom to this barrel, we would surely have passed it by a few miles by now. Introducing: “Brushmelon“.

We romp through the 90’s with a Disney crossover fic that really knows how to work character appeal: “69 hues of Disney the ballad of Gaston and the Kid from Iron Giant” by FlippantTriggering. And then we go live action and read “Alex Mack Meets Sabrina Spellman” by MAW. Brace yourselvesfor some very “nope” mind control.  But at least the Brushfire thing was kinda sweet, even though it was a friggin’ watermelon.