Fanfics read:
Masturbation for Dummies Gold Edition (by Redtana)
Thomas the Tank Engine in: Tension Relief (by TrainMaster64)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Shawn
Guests: Nodachie, Bubbles

Two “titillating” tales to terrify! The first, “Masturbation for Dummies (Gold Edition)” by Redtana is a My Little Pony fic featuring magical self-pleasuring. It’ll make you ask profound questions like: “does mutual masturbation counts as the ‘friendship’ part of ‘Friendship is Magic’.” The second story, “Tension Relief” by TrainMaster64, will remind you just how creepy Thomas the Tank Engine is and then crank that creep up to 11 with eerie erotica. Toot-toot!?

Fanfics read:
Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan (by Jake B)
I Can Fix That (by TheLilacPilgrim)
Rainbow and Sonic have a Religious Experience (by Flutterpriest)
Sonic and the Pokéginas (by Freedom Beef)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn

We return to conclude the confusing and thoroughly inappropriate real-life celebrity fanfic, “Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan” by JakeB, which includes camera angles and confusing genitals. It left a pretty nasty taste in our mouths so we decided to dive right into a My Little Pony story guaranteed to offend with “Rainbow and Sonic have a Religious Experience” by Flutterpriest. It’s awesome to confirm that Jesus not only vapes but also can do sick tricks with a fidget spinner. The smut in that one was questionable, so we move on to our favorite: Sonic crossovers with Freedom Beef’s “Sonic and the Pokéginas“. A perfect balance of right up our alley/not up our alley at all! Lastly, based entirely on things talked about during the show, we read “I Can Fix That” by TheLilacPilgrim, an Anderson Cooper/Stephen Colbert spanking fic that we really hope becomes a live adaptation one day. Anderson Cooper is indeed quite dreamy.

Fanfics read:
Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan (by Jake B)
Island Interlude (by Tira Ravenwings)
Tangled Web Flattery (by Tira Ravenwings)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Tony, Cap

Nerdy Show‘s Tony and Cap us team up with us to read some truly outrageously bad fanfic. Jem and the Holograms is a property that should have been ripe for the plucking when it comes to weird erotica, but author Tira Ravenwing shows us that no – the sexual adventures of The Holograms and The Misfits are off-key and boring. Submitted for your disapproval: “Island Interlude” and “Tangled Web Flattery“. But don’t worry fam, we’ve got some toxic fic to wash it all down with: “Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan” by Jake B. It’s from Kristen’s Collection – so you KNOW it’s bad and wrong, wrong, wrong.

Fanfics read:
Dirty Laundry (by emeraldeyedirishdaughter)
Sonic Beats Rainbow Dash in a Race (by Scootareader)

Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Val, Sarah, Jeremy

Mmm, British sexiness. In this episode it’s not just our upper lips we’re keeping stiff. We finally get the chance to touch The Doctor in “Dirty Laundry” by emeraldeyedirishdaughter. For many, David Tennant is sexy. For us… this was pretty freaking unsexy. Behold as rookie readers get riotous and try to pick apart plot and logic which isn’t there. The alcohol will teach them, and teach them well.

We chase the Whovian smut with a My Little Pony story, because this year Friday Night Fanfiction is going to be at BronyCon – and it’s this weekend! Join us for “Sonic Beats Rainbow Dash Who Beats Sonic in a Race” by by Scootareader. It’s a great story for all fans of MLP and probably no fans of Sonic.

Fanfics read:
A Charlie Brown Christmas (by Author Obscure)
Tony, Cind, and Bam Make a Porno (by “Mann Rice” and Nodachie)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Afrohawk, Cyril, Lackofsense, Zak

Dust off your best-worn Vans, friends! In this episode we read the pro-skateboarder slashfic you never knew you wanted: “Tony, Cindy and Bam make a Porno” by “Mann Rice” and Nodachie. Yup. Wax your boards, folks. And by “boards” we mean both your skateboard as well as whatever phallic object you’re sporting… because Tony Hawk and Bam Margera are about to “grind”.

Next we read “A Charlie Brown Christmas” by Author Obscure. We thought it was going to be whimsical. Well, it’s only really whimsical if you’re into pee, inter-species relations, and other forbidden fruits. If you see Charles Schulz in heaven, tell him we’re sorry.