Fanfics read:
Padme’s Galactic Tour – Kashyyyk (by The Stingray)
Star Wars – Episode VII a NUDE hope (by tribalTAT)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Jared
Referee: Val

ITS STAR WARS DAY! Wait, no… that’s in May. It’s Rogue One trailer day! Celebrate our first substantial look at the first Star Wars spin-off movie with two naughty, dirty, gross, sexy stories in the Star Wars universe. (Let’s say it’s an “expanded” universe). First, we get a wookie gangbang in “Padme’s Galactic Tour: Kashyyyyk” by The Stingray. Next, we get an alternative to The Force Awakens with “Star Wars Episode VII – a NUDE hope” by tribalTAT. Spoiler alert: Han still dies. This time way worse. Also it involves poop.

ENJOY.

Fanfics read:
Halcyon University (by ShinjiHiroku)
Classic (by whiskyandoldspice (Itsirtou))

Readers: Stevo, David, Shawn, Joemotycki, Sollux
Referee: Val

We finally, FINALLY crush through the painful, Poképorn sensation that is “Halcyon University” by ShinjiHiroku. We all got very sad and Stevo, at least, got very very hungry. Then, we wash our mouths out with “Classic” by whiskeyandoldspice – a short story about Q.

No, not that Q.

No, not that one either. Apparently, a very young Q from a new James Bond thing. We recommend thinking of superwrinkles Q, though. Makes it grosser.

Fanfics read:
Halcyon University (by ShinjiHiroku)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Sir Splee, Waffle
Referee: Val

We delve deeper into “Halcyon University” by ShinjiHiroku and switch perspectives to a different character. Even with new blood in the mix, the Pokémon raping fiasco persists, and this character has it way worse. Gary Stu just won’t stop enjoying the unwanted sex. This story sucks hard. Come bare witness to our raw, uncut suffering.

Fanfics read:
Halcyon University (by ShinjiHiroku)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Greg, Kat
Referee: Val

Share our pain as we suffer new thresholds of Poké-porn poison in part two of the Gary Stu adventures that are “Halcyon University” by ShinjiHiroku. Sit back, relax, and join us for more psychic pollution of non-consensual Pokémon encounters. In this episode, the mailman’s curse is confirmed to be real. Not only that, our main character who has zero character at all ends up trying to avoid the onslaught of Pokétang and stumbles on one of the mythical raped mailmen, who explains that the “curse” gets worse over time. DEAR, SWEET HELIX WHAT ARE WE EVEN READING ANYMORE?!!?!?

Fanfics read:
Halcyon University (by ShinjiHiroku)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val, Tony
Referee: Val

Join us for the first of several installments of putrid pornography. “Halcyon University” by ShinjiHiroku is a story about Pokémon. And having sex with Pokémon. And mailmen getting raped. Multiple mailmen. Multiple rapings. It’s painful to look headlong into the abyss of abusive fantasy porn, but that’s the quest, and that’s why we have booze.

Regardless, this is going to be a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad time.