Fanfics read:
The Farce of Sodom, or The Quintessence of Debauchery (by Annonymous Author)

Readers: Stevo, Logan, Val, Shawn, Nodachie, Lackofsense
Referee: Val

Prithee, tell us, what stories do we read?
Of fiction, of fandoms, but original source not decreed
For we have yet to dain to touch non-fanfiction stories
But this night we make history, with buggering and debaucheries

And no, I’m not calling it “Ropey Fish Juice”.

Presenting “The Farce of Sodom, or The Quintessence of Debauchery” an anonymous play from the 17th century that was submitted for us to read. It is right up our alley, and even though it isn’t fanfiction, we did it anyway. And boy did we love it!

Fanfics read:
Just The Way I’m Not (by xxxkawaiikandixxx)
Alex gets Circumcised (by Travis 2016)
Desert Bus Ride 1 A Romance Story and for Ladies (by Peter Chimaera)
Inga Breaks Captain America (by lilguy)

Readers: Stevo, Logan, Val, Shawn, Mana, Gorejuice
Referee: Val

Our show begins with the thrilling conclusion of the multiversal fanfic “Just The Way I’m Not” by xxxkawaiikandixxx. It’s bad. It’s REALLY bad. Then we revisit a classic we shared with Nerdy Show in our pre-FNF days, “Inga Breaks Captain America” by lilguy – a noticeable improvement from xxxkawaiikandixxx’s unfathomable poison.

Just when you thought you were safe: Arthur porn. Not Dudley Moore/ Russel Brand’s lovable drunk. Arthur the aardvark, or in this case his bunny pal Alex. Behold “Alex Gets Circumcised” by Travis 2016 and share in Stevo’s trauma. Finally, we read “Desert Bus Ride 1 A Romance Story and for Ladies” by Peter Chimaera. Perhaps shockingly, it’s better than the game it’s based on.

Fanfics read:
Just The Way I’m Not (by xxxkawaiikandixxx)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Matt
Referee: Val

Oh boy, just what we always wanted. Introducing “Just The Way I’m Not” by xxxkawaiikandixxx. It’s a multi-franchise fanfic that’s like if tumblr threw up all over “My Immortal”. Thanks to our guests and fans in general for helping us get through part one, because it hurts. This story doesn’t make our Willy Wonkas massive, nor does it make us scene.

Diddly.

Fanfics read:
Heroic (by Scecky)
Justin, Fergus and Dakota (by Jake B)
Teasetting Ron (by Oowth)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Tehmsu, Wolfboy
Referee: Val

This episode we’re kicking things off by imbibing in some traditional FNFpoison: Harry Potter fanfiction. “Heroic” by Scecky and “Teasetting Ron” by Oowth limber us up for the real challenge: “Justin, Fergus, and Dakota” by Jake B. A fic about real world celebrities.

Nope. All the friggin’ nope in the world. Everyone reading this truly foul fanfiction just compromised their job opportunities for the future. Life is terrible now.

Fanfics read:
Adopting A Cute Bear Cub (by Brickhousebunny21)
Cream and Caramel (by Shadow_Dragon_Wolf_Queen_of_Darkness)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Val
Referee: Val

Our quest begins once again! Welcome to Season 4! New host Shawn will be accompanying us for the long haul, and this entire season is dedicated in memoriam to Logan’s lost testicle.

To start, we dive right into the Poképhilia with “Adopting a Cute Bear Cub” by Brickhousebunny21. Lots of non-anthro fuzzy wangus in here, along with some milkjunkies and background yelling from Nerdy Show‘s Tony Baldini!

After that, we read a story penned by FNFfan, Shadow_Dragon_Wolf_Queen_of_Darkness, based on one of our ideas: a Peach/Daisy futa fic called “Cream and Caramel“. It was… definitely something. Various genitals flying around, some kind of tentacle monster… the usual!

This is going to be a rough few months.