Fanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want You (by OhCaptainMyCaptain)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Cap
Referee: Val

The season finale longfic reading of the Captain America/ Bucky tale “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain continues! In this episode… we’re joined by Nerdy Show‘s Cap and more importantly… WE FOUND THE SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!

…No orgasm yet, though. Seriously, it took us this long and we still haven’t cum. Goobers.

Fanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want You (by OhCaptainMyCaptain)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Mana, Deven
Referee: Val

The season finale longfic reading of the Captain America/ Bucky tale “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain continues! In this episode… We almost had the sex. WE ALMOST HAD THE SEX.

We are literally inches away from the sex now, its so close we can taste the lube and raging boners. But no. No, we didn’t get the sex. We got more of Bucky’s backstory about his alcoholism and his arm and him being a whiny pissant to all his friends because he refuses to believe Steve in interested in him and it’s like, “OH MY GOD IS THIS A SHOW ON THE WB IN THE MID 90’S?!”

Fanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want You (by OhCaptainMyCaptain)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Wolfboy, Manny
Referee: Val

The season finale longfic reading of the Captain America/ Bucky tale “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain continues! Same story as last time, same stuff as last time. Shenanigans were had. No sex was witnessed. We’re growing desperate. We may just have to start resorting to Sears advertisements for sexual stimulation.

Fanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want You (by OhCaptainMyCaptain)

Readers: Stevo, David, Val, D-LUCKS, IceAbyzz
Referee: Val

Here in FNF Central we’ve got more fluff than a pillow factory as we venture farther into the teenage sitcom-drama of our season finale longfic, “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain. We yell at the characters to do something, because it’s obvious they’re going to be courting and mating by the end of the story, but we have to go through so much inner high school pain that we all actually returned to high school today by accident.

Ugh.

Fanfics read:
Is It Pretending If I Already Want You (by OhCaptainMyCaptain)

Readers: Stevo, Logan, Sam, Shawn, Steve

At long last – we finally get to the meat and potatoes and/or stuffing of Season 3: the longfic! That’s a piece of fan fiction that’s a true journey; lasting multiple episodes. This time, we have a riveting, action-packed adventure featuring Marvel’s greatest her- wait, no. It’s an alternate universe fic featuring Steve Rodgers and James Barnes (aka Captain America and his pal Bucky!) getting in a faux romance to ward off Buckey’s overbearing family during a vacation. Presenting: “Is It Pretending If I Already Want You” by OhCaptainMyCaptain.

This thing is fluffy. Very fluffy. This is a friggin’ fluff FACTORY. We’re going to make it though. We know there’s sex. We know it’s worth it. This isn’t like the Season 2 debacle – we know that some way, some how there’s going to be a big phallic volcano that we can toss our golden penis-ring onto as magical eagles made of boobs come rescue us or something.

Let us begin to get there and back again something something hobbits.