Fanfics read:
Carl’s Fricken’ Ninja Adventure Redux (by Joe Kid)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Beth, Erik, Val
Referee: Val

In this special episode (which episode of FNF isn’t considered special by some form of the definition?), we read “Carl’s Fricken’ Ninja Adventure” by Joe Kid. This Naruto X Aqua Teen Hunger Force fic has been taken and morphed into a screenplay-style reading, with specific characters being given to each person to read as. We join the ATHF as they’re all sucked into the Naruto universe, where…well, you know how these things go!

Fanfics read:
Steevo’s therapy shows improvement (by tehmsu)
It’s a Jungle Down There (by Warwick_Daedalus)
VriskaxEridan POV (by HimedesReves)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Mana
Referee: Val

In this, our last episode of 2015, we finish three stories, completing one from last time. First, we get some erotic poetry on in “It’s a Jungle Down There” by Warick_Daedalus, which goes into unnecessary detail as to the sexual habits of the animals inhabiting the Donkey Kong Country universe.

Then, we finish up the fan-chapters for “Sonic in the Search for Love” (aka “Steevo’s Therapy Shows Improvement“) by Tehmsu. It was worse than we expected.

Finally, we read our first slice of Homestuck porn (nobody on the show has ever seen or read or done anything with Homestuck): “VriskaxEridan POV” by HimedesReves aka Mana, who came on to help share what she enjoyed about the series when she was in middle school. We still know basically nothing about Homestuck even after this.

2015 was our first full year of being a show dedicated to rotten fanfiction, and we’d like to thank everyone involved in The Nerdy Show Network, especially Cap, boR, all the members of the other shows, and particularly the Patreon supporters and donating fans. To everyone who has walked with us in 2015 through the dreck and mire of terrible fanfiction, we say thank you and look forward to another horrendous year together in 2016.

Fanfics read:
Phoneix Wright in Guardians of the Ring Fellowship of the Story
Steevo’s therapy shows improvement (by tehmsu)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Tom, Symphoenix, Tehmsu

In this very, very special episode of FNF, one of the most world renowned writers of bad fanfiction comes on and not only reads with us, but also WROTE A STORY SPECIFICALLY FOR US TO READ! Tom, also know as Peter Chimaera, mentally assaults the FNF crew with his terrible fanfic mashup of legendary proportions called “Phoneix Wright in Guardians of the Ring Fellowship of the Story“. There are more characters and crossovers than we can count but oh man, it’s quite the ride.

After we devoured that mythical dreck, we revisit something that we thought would remain buried forever. Somehow, some way, Tehmsu revived one of our worst nightmares. We started reading more of what nearly killed us last time.

We’re back to “Sonic in the Search for Love“.

May Eggman have mercy on us all.

Fanfics read:
Martin, Alone. (by baratron)
PKORP.com
The Problem with Eggnog, Uncommon Thoughts, and Sharing a Bed with Sirius Black (by xylodemon)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Ice, Cap

In this episode we discuss urgent sociopolitical matters, global warming, the true meaning of Christmas, and finally found out where Jimmy Hoffa was buried!

No, not really. We just read more fanfic.

Our motley crew of hosts and guests are joined by Nerdy Show‘s Cap and we begin this week’s spiritual journey by reading the Google translated terms of service agreement from PKORP.com. Watch out, folks. This rabbit hole goes DEEP. You may not come back entirely sane here. (Follow along with the translation here.)

After that, we interlude to some much-needed me-time with the ongoing erotic adventures in the world of The Elder Scrolls in “Martin, Alone” by baratron. It features Martin. He’s alone. He’s still the ruler of Oblivion or whatever. He spends his time fantasizing and fondling his Kvatch.

Finally, we sample some erotic holiday Potter-fic and the awkward morning-after interactions of “The Problem with Eggnog, Uncommon Thoughts, and Sharing a Bed with Sirius Black” by xylodemon. Behold, how not one of us can do a passable British accent!

We’re still looking for our libidos. They’re out there, somewhere. *Musical interlude*

Fanfics read:
Where the Heart Is (by Alixtii)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Manny, Kunal
Referee: Val

Ah, Folgers: good to the last drop. Wait – that’s Maxwell House.

Well, that makes sense then, because in this episode we finish the inexplicable Folgers commercial fanfic we started last episode and it is not good. Nope, nope, nope. We bravely marathon through the rest of Alixtii’s “Where the Heart Is” and all the sister-banging, cousin-infatuation, and crunchy t-shirt wholesomeness you’d expect. We can’t WAIT until Luke goes back to West Africa.