Season 3 Episode 1 – Hakuna Frittata

Fanfics read:
Hercules.txt.txt (by some crazy fan)
Savage Savanha (by Lorenzomnomnom and NewRosswell)
Split Banana (by JoeHundredaire)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy
Referee: Val

WE’RE BACK! Our summer break has ended and now, we celebrate with three stories for our inaugural outing.

First: “Hercules.TXT.TXT“, a recap a fan for us for a friend of theirs who refused to experience the Hercules fic from Season Two. It went about as we as you would expect. WE DID IT, REDDIT! WE DID IT!

Next up, two of our most loveliest, dedicatedest fans wrote a Left 4 Dead 2 slash Lion King fic called “Savage Savannah“. This masterpiece was penned by Lorenzomnomnom and NewRosswell post by post, similar to how “A Tale of Two Minecrafts” was written back in the day. While not quite terrible OR erotic, it was a ruining of both properties and the musical number in the middle had to be cut due to copyright reasons. (Don’t sue us, Disney. PLEASE.)

And finally… “Split Banana“. A wonderful erotic crossover of X-Men and Buffy the Vampire Slayer by JoeHundredaire, in which Xander gets up to make a midnight snack but ends up losing more calories than he gained… If you know what I’m saying!

HAKUNA FRITTATA, Y’ALL!

Season 2 Episode 23 – This Story is as Funny as Larry the Cable Guy

Fanfics read:
Larry the Cable Guy goes to Equestria (by kickass222urmom)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Val
Referee: Val

And so season 2 of Friday Night Fanfiction concludes. The nightmare longfic “Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst” is behind us (see below for links to all seven parts). And so, to celebrate, we end this romp reflecting on highlights from the season and a Larry the Cable Guy/ My Little Pony fic: “Larry the Cable Guy Goes to Equestria” by Kickass222urmom.

We’ll be back with Season 3, recording the first Monday in September! More stories! MORE ACTUAL SEX! Clowns! We have no clue what’s in store! But don’t fret, all through August we’ll be releasing another classic from the good ol’ OCAD days: “Solaceon Daycare’s Excellent Adventure”!

Season 2 Episode 22 – White Castle and Lubricant

Fanfics read:
Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst (by kijin666)
Harry Potter, Sex Fiend (by Lokifan)
Sharp (by thingsarequeer)

Readers: Stevo, Val, David, Roy, Steve, tehmsu
Referee: Val

WE FINISHED MAHOU SHOJOU! It was extremely uneventful. No, seriously. This was not worth it.  No aspect of kijin666’s Harry Potter and Fate/stay night crossfic was worth the time we wasted. This was AWFUL. No payoff. So little sex. So much filler material. We’re actually am very upset about this. WHERE IS THE CATHARSIS?! WHERE IS THE RELIEF?! This fic literally cock blocked the Internet.

To celebrate, we read two other fics as well. First is “Harry Potter, Sex Fiend” by Lokifan. It was not pleasant. Lots of smacks and slaps and shit. And then we read “Sharp” by thingsarequeer, which was about Xena. It was also not pleasant. Knives are not good for sexual play, folks, not matter how nutzo you are.

Season 2 Episode 21 – Everybody is Beef Jerky

Fanfics read:
Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst (by kijin666)
The Lusting Beard (by Mannypedia and nodachie)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Mannypedia, nodachie, Garret
Referee: Val

But before we learned that horrifying truth on our quest to the end of “Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst” – kijin666’s painful Harry Potter and Fate/stay night crossfic. Guest readers Mannypedia and nodachie cobbled together a homemade fic just for Stevo and about Stevo during last week’s episode. They titled it “The Lustful Beard“, and were gracious enough to come on and read it with us while Stevo delivered his own lines. David also did lines, but Stevo would rather forget that performance in all its intimate detail. Old pal Garret also returned to the show for first time since Season One! It was a doozie.

Then we actually got to the sex, and it was like two pages long, and totally not worth it IN. THE. LEAST.

*flips desk, and chairs, and house*

Season 2 Episode 20 – Everyone Has a Stat Sheet, Except Logan

Fanfics read:
Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst (by kijin666)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Brad, Josh, Sam, Kunal
Referee: Stevo-ish

The nightmare never ends! Join us for our continued crusade thorough our supremely awful season finale story: “Mahou Shoujo Kaleido Amethyst” by kijin666 – a crossfic of Harry Potter and Japanese visual novel Fate/stay night. IS THERE SEX YET? NOPE!

Yes, it’s true. We’re rotting our brains away with this supposedly smutty fanfic and there’s not even any porny moments yet. Join in on our torture and drink the pain away with us.