Fanfics read:
A Fish out of Water – A Dungeons and Doritos Fanfic (by The Mustard King)
Jasmine cumslut (by EclipsePheniox)
THE NEWEST TURTLE (by Jay Friedman)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Hex, Cap
Referee: Val

By the Anal Beads of Agamotto, we have quite the episode for you today! FNF is joined by our benefactors, friends, and kinky sex toys: Hex and Cap of Nerdy Show. Together we form a trifecta of terrible and summon the Republican magicks of Galdap to bring forth Jamela and Vimak of Dungeons & Doritos!

To mark the occasion, we conjure a Dungeons & Doritos fic which has apparently been hiding on the internet until now, “A Fish out of Water” by The Mustard King. Following that, we read Jay Friedman’s “THE NEWEST TURTLE”, where the author lives out every 90’s kids prepubescent ninja fighting fantasy. And, because this episode isn’t nearly filthy enough, we close with EclipsePheniox’s “Jasmine Cumslut”, which… well… its just terrible and ruins a shocking range of franchises simultaneously.

Fanfics read:
Immortality in Fickle Affection (by Tekki and Vejiita4eva)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy
Referee: Val

After a month hiatus/rehab following their reading of “Sonic in the Search for Love”, the FNF crew is back to kick off Season Two with a bang.  Many bangs in fact – ’cause there’s some serious hyrda action going on in Hercule’s loins. “HERCULES.TXT” aka “Immortality In Fickle Affection” by Tekki and Vejiita4eva, is a Kingdom Hearts fic featuring gender bending, inappropriate kooshballs, and some of the most obvious Creative Writing Major material we’ve seen yet.

Join us, won’t you?

Fanfics read:
Faster Enterprise! … Kill! Kill! (By Jessica Leenstra)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Mike
Referee: Val

The dust has cleared and all we can see is carnage and violated bodies for miles and miles. Our seven episode, marathon reading of “Sonic and the Search for Love” claimed many lives. So, like any good drinking binge, we end this season with a regurgitation of all that’s come before.

We walk down memory lane, back through all the ‘fics we read in Season 1, and share our favorite moments and personal choices for the best and worst. Plus we have a guest read a quick, terrible Star Trek: The Next Generation fanfic, “Faster, Enterprise…Kill! Kill!” by Jessica Leenstra.

Fanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)

Readers: Stevo, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Brad, Val
Referee: Val

WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT! WE DID IT!

We finished “Sonic in the Search for Love“!

After seven episodes of unimaginable torment, our alcohol-fueled journey through the torture of Krezz’s Sonic the Hedgehog fanfic has ended. There was much rejoicing… and sudden projectile vomiting.

Fanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)

Readers: Stevo, Roy, Val, Tony, Beth, Cyril
Referee: Val

Our sixth installment in the never-ending nightmare of Krezz’s “Sonic in the Search for Love“. We’ve lost contact with the FNFcrew, all we found was a journal in the scorched remains of an old library:

“January 12th, 2015.

Nope.  No description.  Not even worth doing it.  Life is pain, life is misery.  SONIC IS THE ILLUMINATI.  We are all under his spell, and we can not break free.  I know not what sin I have committed to be relegated to this eternal purgatory.  All I know is that, like Dante, I must press forward into the foul depths and not turn back.  I must descend into the abyss in order to reach my promised paradise.

Godspeed to us all.”