Fanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Cap, Shawn, Spencer, Steve, Brad
Referee: Stevo & Val

Another week, another trudge through the swamp of sadness that is Krezz’s “Sonic in the Search for Love“. We never knew pain until this terrible journey. We used to drink to dull the pain, now we drink to annihilate all sense of self. Only in being completely and utterly nullified can we endure this hell. Hairy eyeballs!  Are you not entertained!?

Seriously, drink responsibly.

Fanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)

Readers: David, Logan, Roy, Valerie, Shawn, Spencer, Tony, Deven
Referee: Stevo

We’re lost in the abyss of Krezz’s “Sonic in the Search for Love“, chapter 5. This might be the halfway point… we think. It’s hard to remember life before this started.

The FNF crew meets post-Xmas and pre-New Year to barrel through technical glitches and drink in the horror and wonderment of this abysmal fanfic. These might be sentences in some bizarre alternate universe’s English.  Maybe. Anything is possible at this point.

Fanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Steve, Spencer, Valron
Referee: Val

Part 3 in our dire battle with one of the worst fanfics of all-time, Krezz’s “Sonic in the Search for Love“. Last episode, the story began devolving as the author revised his earlier chapters. Now, we’re hitting really choppy waters with additional chapter revisions and the infamous chapter 5 – the longest chapter in the entire story.  We’re in the center of a genuine shitstorm here, folks.

Fanfics read:
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Brad, Chowder, Val, Steve
Referee: Val

The Nighthorse crew continue their valiant battle against one of the raunchiest fanfics out there, Krezz’s “Sonic in the Search for Love”. In this episode, we hit the milestone moment when Krezz starts backtracking on his work. Yes – this is the work of a madman. We have now reached his third revision of Chapter One. Our food and supplies are running low, and we are at the mercy of the elements. It’s uncertain how much longer we can hold out before cannibalism becomes a viable option. Heaven only knows how we’re going to survive…with everyone…

We should have never opened that damn book. We should have listened to that gypsy and her warning about the curse. As long as the lights stay on, we should be able to-

Fanfics read:
COLD AND DARK DO GO WELL TOGETHER a cautoionary tale for illuminated magical dickhole sex (by japastiel)
Sonic in the Search for Love (by Krezz)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Brad, Tony, Spencer, Beth, Steve
Referee: Stevo

This is the big one – Krezz’s legendary slashfic nightmare: “Sonic in the Search for Love“.  To divulge much more would be to spoil the horrors that await, but suffice it to say: this was the fanfic that nearly killed FNF before FNF was FNF.  Our previous incarnation, Overclocked After Dark, got barely halfway through reading this story, so we’re starting from scratch and finishing it before this season of Friday Night Fanfiction ends.

Before things went South, we felt it was best to prep our palette with another fic.  Prior to our first slice at “Sonic”, we read a downright romantic story featuing characters from the 2012 CGI film Rise of the Guardians and the best cameo of Gary Busey ever, “Cold and Dark Do Go Well Together” by japastiel. Just wait ’til you hear this story’s subtitle.  Hint: it’s hella hot.