Season 1 Episode 4 – “Hyper-Realistic”

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Fanfics Read:
Gamerz Fantasy VIII (by The Playing Mantis)
Normal Porn for Normal People
Squidward’s Suicide
Super Mario 128

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Steve, Shawn, Brad, Deven
Referee: Valerie
In this SPOOPY POOPY Halloweeners episode, we read three of the scariest creepy-pastas known to the internet: Squidward’s Suicide, Normal Porn for Normal People, and Super Mario 128.
Then, when we were sufficiently relaxed from reading things that were not at all frightening, we finished up part 3 of Gamerz Fantasy VIII! THAT shit was scary, yo.

Season 1 Episode 3 – Cause I’m Fucking That Dog Peen

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Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Chowder, Shawn, Cameron
Referee: Valerie
In this we read part 2 of Gamerz Fantasy VIII.  Stevo makes a Queen homage with lyrics about horrible dog penises, we discuss the John Madden Football Nativity Scene, and Selphie gets it on with the knotted cocks of Cerberus.  We still have most of Part 3 to go next week, but we can kinda already tell that this is a one-note story, just with multiple monsters.

Season 1 Episode 2 – You Stuck Your Dick in Crazy

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Fanfics Read:
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Shawn, Brad
Referee: Valerie
Since it seems like the show made it past the pilot episode without getting canceled (THANKS, CAP!), the crew followed up with Episode 2, where they spent the whole time reading part 1 of Gamerz Fantasy VIII.  In part 1, the author spends a good amount of time building up character and backstory before trapping Selphie with two Minotaur brothers (named Minotaur and Sacred, how creative) who then spent record time giving her stockholm syndrome in order to ravage her questionably-aged body.  This is apparently how people get Guardian Forces in Final Fantasy VIII.  I wouldn’t know, I’ve never played it, and if this story is any indicator of what the game consists of, I’m glad I haven’t played it.

Season 1 Episode 1 – Jazz Hands Scrotum

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Fanfics Read:
Cloud and Tifa search for a New Heart (by ComicsNix)

Rocket Raccoon And Ghazan: A Passion That Transcends The Limits Of The (by Eogrus)

One Different Step (by Sabbs)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Steve V.S., Cap,
Referee: Valerie

On the inaugural episode of Friday Night Fanfiction, the brave Nighthorse boys tackled not one, not two, but three stories in one night!

First up was Cloud and Tia search for a New Heart, a Final Fantasy 7 story where Cloud and Tifa realized that they could use the Phoenix materia to bring Aeris back from making afterlife babies to skeleton fist Tifa.

Second was Rocket and Ghazan: A Passion That Transcends The Limits Of The. This one is a crossover between Avatar: The Last Airbender and Guardians of the Galaxy, with a depressed Rocket having some sensual manloving with Ghazan after traveling through dimensions or something.

And finally, One Different Step is a Kim Possible fanfic where Shego and Kim put on muscle rings and suffer the insult of having self-sustaining orgasms while oil wrestling. Somehow, Shego gets her entire arm in Kim’s vagoonie.