Fanfics read:
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (by Secondpillow)
Like Like Likes Little Link (by Ignatious)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Chowder, Steve, Valerie
Referee: Valerie

Oh boy, oh boy… we can’t aptly describe tonight’s first tale, “Like Like Likes Little Link” by Ignatious, but we’ll try… It’s a bloody, disgusting, two-chapter horror-fest involving young Link from Ocarina of Time and various monsters. It’s probably the most violent thing we’ve ever read, and it tries to make it SEXY. Absolutely terrifying stuff – not for the faint of heart. This one nearly broke Stevo. Seriously, he’s never yelled so much in a ‘fic before.

We decided to follow up that heavy read with a lighthearted, existential Harry Potter romp known as… lots of frigging H’s. (Seriously, the story’s called “HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” by Secondpillow) This was voted one of the BEST fanfics we’ve ever read. You could say it’s an extremely polarizing episode. At the very least, we know this: only accept American Cockstitution. Accept no substitutes.

Fanfics read:
Kirby’s Engagement (by SonicMaster5000)
Painfully Lustful (by Anne Oni Mouse)
Zelda swallowed by a snake (by TBoneTony)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Shawn, Brad, Chowder, Valerie
Referee: Valerie

The crew take on some ‘fics loosely connected to Super Smash Bros., what with the recent release on the Wii U and all.  First up is a scintillatingly sensual look at how erotic it is to be fingerbanging oneself while asphyxiating in a snake’s acidic digestive track in TBoneTony’s opus “Zelda Got Swallowed by a Snake“. Thrill as Stevo makes the mistake of making each “ugh” worth a drink – a decision he regrets very quickly… and deeply.

Next we dive in to a direct Smash Bros. fanfic where Bowser and Dedede get out some aggression, as well as some sexual stimulation, in Anne Oni Mouse’s “Painfully Lustful“.  Some very descriptive blood here!  We all know that’s what the good stuff is made out of.

And finally, we take on “Kirby’s Engagement” by SonicMaster5000, which follows Kirby and Ribbon (from Kirby 64) getting engaged and consummating their romance. As David so aptly puts it, “Merry Scatmas.”

Fanfics Read:
Halflife Fulllife Consequences (by squirrelking)
Halflife Fulllife Consequences Free Man (by squirrelking)
Halflife Hero Beggining (by squirrelking)
HalflifeFullLife Consequences 2WhatHasTobeDone (by squirrelking)
Round 2 (The sequel to One different step) (by Sabbs)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Roy, Brad, Shawn, Steve, Valerie
Referee: Valerie, et. al

In this episode, the Nighthorse crew power through the Internet classic, the “Half-Life: Full Life Consequences Quadrilogy” by Squirrelking. Join us as cry falls out of us for the woeful tale of John Freeman who was Gordon Freeman’s brother! THEN, because that wasn’t enough to satiate our wanton loins, we return to the muscular machinations of Sabbs’ Kim Possible fanfic in “Round 2“. (We read the first part, “One Different Step” in this episode.) …Things get a little Dead-Alive all up in Kim’s great expanse!