Fanfics read:
Where the Heart Is (by Alixtii)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Sam, Roy
Referee: Val
Friday Night Fanfic returns to take everyone home for the holidays from five years in West Africa where apparently our sister has grown up and is in prime condition for DRINKING A NICE HOT CUP OF FOLGERS COFFEE.
In this episode: “Where the Heart Is” by Alixtii; taking sentimental seasonal commercials to their logical conclusions. Come chomp this savory, /34/ taquito.
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Defiling the Emperor (by baratron)
Taking the Nine in Vain (by baratron)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Tony, Jeff Ball, Valerie
Referee: Valerie
Join the FNF crew, with special guests, Nerdy Show‘s Tony Baldini and soundtrack composer Jeff Ball! They help us on our quest to read two connected stories by fanfic author baratron set in the wonderful land of The Elder Scrolls, specifically Oblivion. Join us for some ear-nibbling, rim-jobbing good fun!
The story? Martin Septim, illegitimate son of Emperor Uriel Septim, and O.C. Alix de Feu are bumping their donguses together. That’s basically it. There’s some attempt at plot (very good attempt in fact), and this fanfic actually used words properly and some words that we didn’t even know! THE TABLES HAVE TURNED! FANFIC IS TEACHING US THINGS! PLEASE HELP!
The two tales, “Taking the Nine in Vain” and “Defiling the Emperor” definitely contain some main quest spoilers, so read on with caution if you are one of the three people who have yet to play through the game.
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Final Futanari XIII (by Kid)
Steamy Kitchen (by TheTicketCollector)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Lucas, Garret
Referee: Val
Well, we knew we’d have to go back to the Futa, and back to the Final Fantasy, and this time it’s been wound together tighter than a housewife’s sex knot. “Final Futanari XIII” by Kid delivers exactly what it’s title implies.
After that, we dip into Tim Burton’s Hot Topic-ified IP, The Nightmare Before Christmas in “Steamy Kitchen” by TheTicketCollector. It honestly could have been way worse, but it was still pretty uncomfortable.
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The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Cyril, Deven
Referee: Val
The thrilling conclusion, to the Dragon Ball Z journey we began last episode. It’s true, all 195 separate 25 minute episodes have been compressed into two handy-dandy 2 hour podcasts! “The Tamanegi Saga” by Android 20 Cerra concludes!
Join us as the runaway train switches tracks like crazy. After Piccolo gets his power boost, he bends the genders of the universe and forms a fleshlight to engage Vegeta with… and then Shrek shows up and starts turning everyone into zombies with onion eyes and… Well, it’s best we not spoil anymore. Cyril and Deven from OCAD classic grace us with their presence as we struggle valiantly to tame the oniony madness!
SHREK IS LOVE. SHREK IS LIFE.
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The Tamanegi Saga (By Android 20 Cerra)
Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Trench, Tony
In this first part of two, Nerdy Show‘s Trench and Tony join the FNF crew as they sit down to revisit a beloved animated universe: Dragon Ball Z. The adventures of Goku, Gohan, Krillin, Piccolo, Bulma, Vegeta, and good ol’ panty-lovin’ Master Roshi have thrilled legions of devoted fans through their storied journeys on the inked page and the boob tube. A lot of material must have been cut out because what we have here is some pretty nasty, preggo-humping, ki-boosting ridiculousness.
In “The Tamanegi Saga” by Android 20 Cerra, we learn that Gohan and his wife Videl have a baby on the way. Videl gets in the mood for dat summertime loving and Gohan jumps at the chance. And what luck! Bro gets a power level increase from the unborn child, and that’s only the start of where things go off the rails.
Watch out for Piccolo’s french fry appendage!